This counts as dinner, right?

life is one long poop joke, then you shit yourself.

My best friend is moving and taking this dopey love of my life with her. I literally don’t know what I’m going to do without them

No one stays up for you

I had a dream last night that I found a puppy on the streets in Manhattan. I was walking around with Nova and Jess and he just let me carry him around over my shoulder all over the city. And then when it was time to take him back to Brooklyn I was just going to walk because you can’t take dogs on the subway, but it turned out that the Brooklyn Bridge had turned into the world’s best roller coaster that took you back and forth from Manhattan to Brooklyn and it was the most fun thing ever and of course my new puppy loved roller coasters.

novalox:

3/4 of vultron.

aka. my favorite humans.

The thing about this picture is, it actually feels like there’s a hole the size of an avocado pit inside of me when the voltrons are gone. I’m the arms… duh.

Dudely, Doodley Dudes.

Using the money your roommates give you for rent to have a punk show at your house.

our bike gang officially has a skitch team. yup.